Surprise! Today's episode will be a chat between The Two Wits. We both agreed that this episode was pretty bad so the most entertaining thing we could do would be to watch it together and make fun of it!
Kali is in purple. Sarah is in blue. Enjoy!
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Ready?
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Go!
OOO, Ballerina vagina
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I was going to say the same thing but stopped myself because I knew you'd say it
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Oh Cordy
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too bad Cordelia wasn't in the musical because she's amazing
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Totes
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Giles looks like he might kill himself
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I love Buffy mocking him lol
Willow's shirt has a rubber duck on it, just pointing that out
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HA! Love it
Even tho Snyder is an ass, he's kinda right here
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Yeah but he shouldn't force students to enter the talent show, that's a horrible punishment
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"He was eaten, you're in my world now!"
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This is why high school students should never think they're special or talented
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Cuz they aren't
Ok. So he knows his dummy is talking and he's not. Um... wouldn't you freak THE HELL OUT?
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teenage boys can be really stupid
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LOL
I WILL BE FLESH
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"I WILL BE FLESH"
hey look, my name!
I've told you my name is Sarah Michelle, haven't I?
9:58pm
Yes, it took me a second to remember that
Btw, I'm so over "scary" locker room scenes
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I get really excited whenever I think about it because it makes me feel close to Buffy
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Buffy's dress is not finger-tip length, that's against dress code
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I love Willow lol
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I love how this is the start of her stage fright thing
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and her outfit totally matches
obviously, Willow doesn't agree with the wood thing lol
10:00pm
lol
And lol to Flutie being a liberal and that's why he was eaten
I'm surprised that Cordelia wasn't the one that found the dead girl and screamed
10:01pm
I want some republican candidate to use this in their campaign lit "don't vote democrat, unless you want to be eaten!"
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This reminds me of Supernatural. He said something about demons being easy to understand, but people are crazy.
10:03pm
what the hell is a dancer/band rivalry?
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It's like Gryffindor/Slytherin I think
CORDELIA PLEASE FALL DOWN SEVERAL FLIGHTS OF STAIRS
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that guy's shirt has way to many rectangles and squares
why is ONE light on?
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Dramatic effect
Obviously the dummy is alive
Season 1 Buffy is dumb. She really is
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I think the more seasons she gets into, the more her mind jumps to unrealistic things. I'm sort of glad she doesn't jump to "the dummy is alive!" first
succeed, READ!
10:07pm
True. You know that saying about when you hear hooves you think horses, not zebras? Well I'm so crazy I think unicorns!
But Buffy thinks horses first
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principals should never touch students
and lol about the unicorns
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Did you think Snyder was evil at first? I think I did, but then we learn he's not evil, just an ass
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I did, and he's really a huge ass
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Oh Joyce, you are such a momly mom
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Joyce is awesome but I like her more in later seasons and OMG CREEPER DUMMY!
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Why is the SLAYER running to her mom to look under the covers?!?!
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"YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LEAVE" WOMEN NEVER LISTEN
omg caps lock lol
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LMAO GILES.
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Love how he tells Cordy something is wrong with her hair
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I wanna know what Joss thinks about bunnies because he mentions them sooooo often
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This is what bothers me about Season 1. It takes the characters half the show to figure out stuff that we knew from the beginning
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however it's sort of awesome how we think we know what's up and we really don't because we're lead to believe that Sid is the killer right now
and WHY IS HE ALLOWED TO HAVE HIS DUMMY OUT IN CLASS?
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LOL. And why is he talking to the teacher?
You'd think Sid would be a little smarter
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That's a good response Miss Teacher since he FREAKING TALKS TO A PUPPET
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WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY PUPPET?!
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I was about to mock Buffy for her fear of puppets, but I'm terrified of mascots, so yeah...
RED RUM!!!!!!!
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and I'm terrified of sand which is the weirdest of the three so we can't mock her
Snyder sounds like a creeper here
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I know! And also mysoginistic. "You're a girl so you can't take care of yourself"
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we'll show them when the hair revolution starts!
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DAMN STRAIGHT!
LOL at Giles freaking out and dropping the book
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OMG Buffy is blind. Last episode she didn't see A BODY HANGING FROM THE CEILING til she ran into it and same thing here
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and what the hell is this doing in a school?
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All schools have iron candelabras Sarah
10:24pm
That would be my reaction too.
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LOL Xander's face
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Um... guys... the dummy is talking to us...
LMAO, perv dummy
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Btw, that is the dumbest curse ever
You know, a lot of this show turns up in Restless
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being turned into a dummy and having to kill demons to be turned human again? yeah, it is
I wanna see who mrs. franklin is lol
pervy dummy is still pervy
10:28pm
Well, he doesn't have a penis so he has no way to release all that pent up sexual tension. Kinda sad actually
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poor pervy dummy =(
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Joss serisouly copied half of what Giles says here in Restless
BRAIN!
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bigggg ring
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"I'm never going to stop washing my hands"
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At least Xander knows he's dumb
10:31pm
Gotta point out the other Restless correlation. Giles has his head cut open right across his forehead, like what would have happened here
Xander FTW!
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Awwww, dead puppet
LOL
"I don't get it"- Snyder
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I love this end scene
Buffy is so not into it
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It's the only good part of this episode
Willow is scared
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Xander is trying to hard, as per usual
Did that episode even have any themes? Or moral to the story?
10:37pm
sometimes when you hear puppets talk, it doesn't mean you're crazy?
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In the interview Joss just talks about wanting to do the classic Puppet horror type movie.
Um... maybe not to judge things on first impressions? Since the puppet turned out to be good
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or never join a school talent show
or beware of candelabras
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Smile Time was a much better puppet show
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Smile Time is amazing!
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I think Willow saying the square root of 841 and then realizing that she is smart
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This show didn't have very many good lines. I think I like Giles telling Cordelia something is wrong with her hair. Then he says how Xander was right and it worked like a charm.
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his smile after Cordelia left was awesome
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Well, I think that wraps it up. That episode was pretty lame.
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I like the pervy dummy, but in total I agree that the episode was lame
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